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5:11pm August 30, 2014

dicksplit:

Hot Dentist: Ok.  Open up.  

Me: 

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3:54pm August 30, 2014

suzysils:

I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”

2:38pm August 30, 2014

graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

1:22pm August 30, 2014

I jumped on the bandwagon but made it different

12:14pm August 30, 2014
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12:14pm August 30, 2014
  • baby: m....m...m
  • mom: mama? ma? mommy?
  • baby: m...m...
  • baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT
12:14pm August 30, 2014

sophsmiths:

This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

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12:09pm August 30, 2014

blowjobliam:

LIAM TEARED UP BECAUSE OF PPL SINGING FOR HIM 

12:09pm August 30, 2014

best-intentions:

lemounade:

lemounade:

if you started liking arctic monkeys after AM came out i don’t like you

indirect to every arctic monkeys “”“fan”“” at my school

God forbid someone isn’t fortunate enough to be introduced to a band until a v successful album is brought to their attention which they connect to and like and then discover all the music they’ve missed from them. wow sorry people are introduced to bands at different time periods.

12:09pm August 30, 2014

mugglebornheadcanon:

501. Muggleborns accidentally calling Dumbledore “Gandalf”.

12:05pm August 30, 2014

titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

10:49am August 30, 2014
Anonymous asked: You're a little obsessed with yourself, aren't you?

andrewquo:

well no one else is gonna do it

9:33am August 30, 2014

kyousaya:

when u see the name of your state on your dash and you’re like

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I LIVE THERE

8:16am August 30, 2014
consultingidjits-inlokistardis:

lightneverfades:

beahbeah:

confuzzeldmind:

WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE

I OWN THIS
EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP
AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”
IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE

THIS IS LIKE JARVIS. 
A REAL JARVIS EXCEPT HE’S A CLOCK.

OHMYGOSH I WANT ONE!!!

consultingidjits-inlokistardis:

lightneverfades:

beahbeah:

confuzzeldmind:

WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE

I OWN THIS

EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP

AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”

IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE

EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE

THIS IS LIKE JARVIS. 

A REAL JARVIS EXCEPT HE’S A CLOCK.

OHMYGOSH I WANT ONE!!!

7:47pm August 29, 2014

hiddensymposiarch:

niallhorantheirish:

fakeliampayne: Thanks to duck dynasty and sophia for this birthday message ace :D

What is going on with this????

Is this some sort of weird promo? Is there a REASON they’re reminding us of Liam’s (presumably) unintentionally homophobic comments on twitter? Can someone please explain this to me?